BOOTY TYPES
*Now you have to remember that it’s not just the SIZE of a girl’s BOOTY that comes into play here. You also have to factor in the shape of the girls body. In other words, the formula is (BOOTY SIZE + BODY SHAPE) . For Example, I use to date this girl that had a CTB (Coffee Table Booty). It wasn’t too bad because she was about 5’10” (OK, she had a big ass, regardless). Now if she were 7 feet tall—she would have a ETB (End Table Booty). Now do you understand? Please see my definitions below. Comments or new additions are welcomed. Most recent BOOTY TYPES are listed first. If you would like to know what type of booty you have, please send in a picture of you and your booty and I will let you know. I might even have to make up a new name just for you!
FFB- Fresh Fruit Booty- Booty that that even though it looks clean, you wash it before you take a bite.
JJB- J.J. Booty- Booty that's just DY-NO-MITE!
WHB- Wounded Horse Booty- Booty that should be shot and put out of it's misery!
CCB- Cottage Cheese Booty- Booty that looks like 2 gallons of cottage cheese!
CB- Community Booty- Booty that is passed around the neighborhood!
IB- Italian Booty- Booty with a mustache!
EB- English Booty- Booty with bad teeth!!
PRB- Puerto Rican Booty- Booty is attitude!
TDB- Thanksgiving Day Booty- The kind of booty you just want to stuff!
SPB- Silly Puddy Booty- Booty that shapes with every slap of your hand.
KAB- Kool Aid Booty- The kind of booty that makes you yell, "Oh Yeah!"
DDB- Dunkin Donuts Booty- The kind os booty you wished you had 11 more of so you could put in a box for later.
ETB- End Table Booty- Good size booty. You can rest a small book
on it.
CTB- Coffee Table Booty- Rather large booty. You can rest your; remote, TV dinner,
magazines and other miscellaneous items on it.
BHB- Banquet Hall Booty- That’s a big ass! You can call all your friends and serve a
7 course meal on that!
OB- Onion Booty-
Booty so fine it brings a tear to your eye.
SBB- Speed Bump Booty- You have to go slow with this
booty. If you go too fast, you’ll
screw up your exhaust.
GB- Ghetto Booty-
This booty is big, but defined.
But, you do not want to go to this Booty at night or alone—you might get
jacked!
PLB- Princess Lea Booty- Booty with an extra bun on each
cheek.
TFB- Tutti Frutti Booty - This Booty scares most men. This is the booty that looks so fine, you
just feel like running up and grabbing it—then she turns around and—IT’S A
MAN!!
PB- Peach Booty -
This is the booty that you feel like biting and letting the juices drip
down your cheek.
NYB- New York Booty-
This booty just looks
rude.
MBB- Mechanical Bull Booty - This is the kind of booty that you have
to strap yourself onto so you don’t fall off!---But you have to stay on for 5
seconds to score any points!!
TBB- Toll Bridge Booty - This is the kind of booty that has a
large crack in it. And you want to
get to the other side so you pay the toll to cross.
NBTB- Never Been Touched Booty- Also known as VB (Virgin Booty). This booty has never had the wrath of
Ray Ray (and Deeze Nuts)!!
HMB- Hold Me Booty -
This is the kind of booty you just feel like holding on
to.
HRB- Hit and Run Booty- You just want to hit it and get out of
there before anyone can see you!
DCB- Dick Clark Booty- This is the kind of booty that looks the
same as it did 50 years ago. It
just doesn’t age!!
SB- Saturn Booty -
This happens when you have been sitting on the toilet seat for a
while.
DSCB- Don’t Squeeze Charmin Booty - This is the booty that is real loose, so
you have to squeeze it together and pretend she is only 14..uhhh I mean
18!
JOB- Job Offering Booty - This is the booty I need. I haven’t worked since 11/17/99—my old
job sucked!!
DJMHB- Dr. Jeckle Mr. Hyde Booty - This is the booty that can change it’s
appearance. Especially when you are
sober.
WDB- Wet Dog Booty-
Need I say more?
CHB- Corn Hole Booty - See above.
JB- Jello Booty -
This booty jiggles when you move it. But sometimes it scares you, especially
when you find fruit stuck in the middle!
YB- Yeti Booty -
This is a hairy booty. Shut
up everyone…I do not have a YB…it’s just a little fuzzy!
FEB- FedEx Booty-
This is the booty you have to hit overnight.
GSB- Gwen Stafani Booty - When there’s “No Doubt” you want to hit
that booty.
IB- Illegal Booty -
Booty under 18 years old.
TLB- Traci Lord Booty - Booty that pretends to be legal but is
actually IB.
MAB- Muhammad Ali Booty - Booty that “moves like a butterfly and
stings like a bee”
ARB- Alex Rodriguez Booty - Booty so expensive only Texans could
afford it.
MSB- Monica Seles Booty - Booty that grunts.
MLB- Monica Lewinsky Booty - Booty that swallows.
PB- Picasso Booty -
Booty with tattoos.
LTEB- Lesser of Two Evil Booty- This is the choice you make when you
have 2 booties. One is fat and one
is ugly.
UDB- Ugly Duckling Booty
- This is booty that
is young and so so looking. You are
hoping it will develop over time.
GB- Godzilla Booty-
Booty that breathes fire and wrecks Japanese cities.
MMB- M&M Booty-
Booty that melts in your mouth and not in your hands.
MJB- Michael Jackson Booty- Booty that your not sure is “black or
white”.
DB- Denim Booty -
Booty that only looks good in jeans.
CCB- Christopher Columbus Booty- Booty that is round but you had to sail
it to prove it to everyone.
KSB- King of Spain Booty - Booty that is believed to be flat until
you make it a CCB.
TCB(a)- Table Cloth Booty - Booty so big you can spread a table
cloth on it and have a meal.
TCB(b)- Time Capsule Booty - Booty so fine you want to save it for future generations to enjoy.